Recall Notice:

 

RECALL NOTICE:

 

The Maker of all human beings (GOD)

is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of

make or year, due to a serious defect in the

primary and central component of the heart.

 

This is due to a malfunction in the original

prototype units code named Adam and Eve,

resulting in the reproduction of the same defect

in all subsequent units.  

 

This defect has been identified as

“Subsequent Internal Non-morality,”

more commonly known as S.I.N.,

as it is primarily expressed. 

Some of the symptoms include
: 
1. Loss of direction 
2. Foul vocal emissions 
3. Amnesia of origin 
4. Lack of peace and joy 
5. Selfish or violent behavior 
6. Depression or confusion 
7. Fearfulness 
8. Idolatry 
9. Rebellion

 

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable

nor at fault for this defect,

is providing factory-authorized repair

and service free of charge

to correct this defect.  

 

The Repair Technician,

JESUS,

has most generously offered

to bear the entire burden

of the staggering cost of

these repairs.

 

There is no additional fee

required.

 

The number to call for repair in all

areas is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R.  

 

Once connected,

please upload your burden of  SIN  through

the  REPENTANCE procedure.  

 

Next,

download  ATONEMENT from the Repair

Technician,  Jesus, into the heart component. 

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, 

Jesus   will replace it with: 
1. Love 
2. Joy 
3. Peace 
4. Patience 
5. Kindness 
6. Goodness 
7. Faithfulness 
8 Gentleness 
9. Self control 

Please see the operating manual, 

the  B.I.B.L.E.

(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

for further details on the use of these fixes.

 

WARNING:   Continuing to operate the

human being unit without correction voids

any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit

to dangers and problems too numerous to list,

and will result in the human unit being

permanently impounded.

 

For free emergency service,

call on  Jesus. 

DANGER:
 The human being units not

responding to this recall action will have to be

scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not

be permitted to enter Heaven so as to

prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you

for your attention! 

– GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by

notifying others of this important recall notice,

and you may contact the Father any time by

‘Knee mail’! 

Because HE Lives!

 

Working for God on earth doesn’t pay much…but

His retirement plan is out of this world!

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